ok, so i just saw a preview for jet li's new movie fearless and at the end the manly voiced announcer says "jet li's final martial arts epic."
anyone know what the deal is with that?
is he dead? is he only doing romantic comedies from now on?
does he have parkinson's?

what gives?

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Kill Whitey.

I think they've decided to market it that way hoping it will generate enough buzz to only be a dissapointment rather than a full blown flop at the box office.

I googled it and google pretty much said he isn't retiring.

V.I.P.

Drinks on me.

i was really hoping that he hadn't run into a stingray or sumthin....
or rosie o'donnell...

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Kill Whitey.

Maybe the rest of them aren't going to be epics like all the other ones.

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You know you love me.

No no, he's just going to switch from martial arts epics to kung-fu epics.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

then on to beatin niggaz up epics.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

"From now on, only musicals... and no barbed dance partners or fat chicks"--Jet Li

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what if nigger meant kite

He's still acting, just not doing martial arts films anymore.

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Poop.

He'll be choreographing fight sequences for Bridezillas.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

does jet li know he is no good at acting?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

i don't think he does. i'm sure we'll see him kicking ass again after the abysmal failure of a movie or 3

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Kill Whitey.

At least he doesn't have Bruce Lee's Elmer Fudd thing going on.
But then, Bruce Lee didn't pretend he was an actor. He just kicked ass.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

What are you blabbering about, idiot? You are a fuckhead.

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You know you love me.

Hi, pot.

Hi, dickface.

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You know you love me.

Out your ass, nasal drip.

Your nasal drip is in my ass.

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You know you love me.

i hope that's his tie and not the other guy's tail

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what if nigger meant kite

Bruce Lee was an actor. He made a dozen films from age 7 to 18. I can't seem to find them on utube though.

Jet Li doesn't need to act - he's hot.

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woof

It's true. And if hot people have actual talent, we make sure it never gets outside of IFC.

I watched a great thing on the evolution of martial arts in the cinema on Showtime the other night. From that really choreographed, dancing style (counter-counter-counter), to Bruce Lee's one punch knock out style, to Jackie Chan's clowning style. Pretty fascinating stuff. I never really was more than a casual fan of martial arts movies, well, unless they're on wires, but it was pretty enjoyable.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Whenever I'm locked in battle with some evil despot or criminal mastermind, I look to Legend of Drunken Master for inspiration.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.