I just recently had the urge to get xbox live, and I swear someone didn't want me to get it, the following events are all true.

And hopefully funny.

[Click to view comic: 'The Conspiracy']

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I laugh at you and your plight.

Um, am I a bad person now?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

which is why I will only play closed sessions with my friends if I get Xbox Live.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

which is why i stopped playing XBL all together

good series though