Thanks to my birthday two days ago...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I'd wish you a happy birthday, but it's too late now.

Happy demographic.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Do you find yourself suddenly VERY interested in things that you weren't into before? 60 minutes? Kashi cereal? Murder She Wrote?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Oh, and happy birthday as well.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Metamucil too, mm. It does a colon good.

Happy birthday umfum, you old fart.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

i'm probably older than you are, if it makes you feel better.

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Kill Whitey.

The only age demographics I care about are the ones pertaining to decreasing minimum scores for the Army's physical fitness test.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You know what The Rock says about demography!

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So boorite, did you enter a new demographic this year or last year? I forget where the line is for the elderly.

omg diss burn

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELAINE!

sorry i bought that well wish at price

usually at the register closest to the cat food

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what if nigger meant kite

What kind of knives did you get?

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