Please don't drink or drive. Thank you.

This message has been brought to you.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

you don't own me.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Please Pet The Lions.
They Are Very Social Animals.

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Kill Whitey.

No matter what peer pressure might try to make you think, it was your fault they divorced.

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what if nigger meant kite

Funny story, when my parents told my little brother and I they were getting a divorce, my mom made sure to tell my brother it wasn't his fault.

His reply: "Duh, mom. I've seen those stupid after-school specials. Geez!"

Then I laughed and got in trouble.

...and she never. laughed. again.

This message brought to you by People Against Parental Discipline.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.