End forum.

Can I get a ride home with you? My car's in the shop.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

well said he is a super nerd.

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

Deisel, shoplifting from a shop is different from holding it up.

HITLER IS A COLOSSAL GEEK! OH WAIT... NEVERMIND!

Not so fast, ObiJo! You cannot defeat me, or this forum.

Esteemister, I'm afraid I must kill you now for the good of the internet.

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Quirk's Exception: Intentional invocation of Godwin's Law is ineffectual.

There's actually a thread about Hitler here?

"Which is, you know, funny.... because Hitler was a mass-murdering fuckhead."

- Eddie Izzard

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

No.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Alright, all you fucking newbies... Either make some funny comics or fuck off. Brad is the only exception to the rule. After all, he 0wns us.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[quote]There's actually a thread about Hitler here?

"Which is, you know, funny.... because Hitler was a mass-murdering fuckhead."

- Eddie Izzard

[/quote]

Because he ended up in a ditch, covered in flaming petrol.

-Jack, God of Biscuts

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Now There's a honeymoon!

Simon- God of Hairdos

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.