-Because he never makes me smell his farts

-He lies to keep me out of juvie

-He scored naked pics of my cousin

-His keggers are par excellence

-He has strong moral fiber

AND:

[Click to view comic: 'Abe is for the Children']
(MAkes me Proud To BE a AMerican!)

[Click to view comic: 'Abe is for the children']
(AWesomE)

[Click to view comic: 'Abe is for the children']
(WICked COol!)

[Click to view comic: 'Abe is for the children']

(ALL RIGHT FUCK YEH!)

AND:

[Click to view comic: 'porn']

(just because I like pancakes and pornography)

AND:

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Artemis is awesome

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NOT!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dont try and derail this thread away from how

AWESOME CRABBY IS!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[Click to view comic: 'Sunday']

I love that comic

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

That's what Im Talking about!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

i a gree

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Batman created by Bob Kane

crabby is what makes life worth living

Crabby is hung like a gorilla.

Crabby got some from Lady Luck five minutes ago, and in five minutes he'll get some more.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Isn't the gorilla penis like... an inch and a half long?

Thats the joke.

:(

I feel so tacky posting in the thread declaring me awesome.

However, I don't disagree.

At least I didn't say he was hung like a weevil.

I love crabby.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I'm not even gonna say anything.

Oh, oops.

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8===D

Crabby is a king among kings, a god among gods, and a 6 pack among beers.

[Click to view comic: 'Fluid']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I concur.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

crabby's so awesome he once forced Bill Brasky to cock wrestle Chuck Norris, and rewarded the winner with non-consensual exploratory surgery

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what if nigger meant kite

And how do you know this?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

hypnosis and an excellent therapist

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what if nigger meant kite