HAPPY BIRTHDAY CROSSEYES! I HOPE THAT GIFT OF 1000 BRONZING PILLS DIDN'T TURN YOUR SKIN ORANGE

"Hiyee! I'm Mindy? Ok? These are my norks! This is my cake! It's so awesome? OMG! .. .. Hiyee!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Happy Birthday you "cute" hunchback.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I like how it seems her hair is fucked up. She seems to be overly tanned, certainly not by intention. She is standing in front of a bag of garbage that no one has taken out in what appears to be one of those apartments that has no furniture in it and a bunch of crap laying around. The crossed-eyes are bonus points. It reminds me of home.

i'd do her

but i'd be thinking of you while i was

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what if nigger meant kite

Someone please make her jump back in the cake!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Cindy the Performing Bulimic - "See, not a single bitemark on the cake!"

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

The town's firehall was being used for a wedding reception, so the Scoliosis Fund-Raising Bakesale was held in a desolate apartment filled with trash.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.