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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

*funky bassline starts to play*

Cop: Well well well what do we have here? Is that a firearm in your pants?

Man: Keep searching officer we'll see if it goes off.

*huge orgy starts*

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I dumb :D

"i gotcha all dead to rights, but luckily you had the foresight to bring along a black friend. the rest of you kids can go."

Plato's allegory of the cave, the movie. (the drug bust, which followed directly after the car chase and love scene)

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what if nigger meant kite

"First I search the nigger, then the rest of you can go free."

Now you know why they named him "Frisky"

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Fido was kinkier than most. Not satisfied with just humping strangers' legs, he insisted on weird roleplay scenarios...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"I need backup to cavity search the dog."

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I has a flavor!

In a desperate bid to stop the orphanage wall falling, the usually-racist Officer Kophski and his usually-racist dog 'Mofo' lend their strength to the support of the collapsing panel.

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Officer Kophski searches a local street gang and their dog for evidence that they are the notorious 'Diarrhoea Bandits'...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

l00l

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what if nigger meant kite