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obscenity filter is off

"Heh heh, Laura farted."

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I has a flavor!

"He's looking the other way! Just one little shove, and then *I* can be the president! Yes!"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Is a John Wilkes Booth reference, likely?

Cheney: Ka....me.....haaaaaa......

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Cheney: "Eeeeeexcellent..."

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Designed by the Pentagon, Laura's stealth suit allows her to blend in with any background.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Okay Laura, you got me and Dick here. Now if this isn't Fraggle Rock on Ice, then I am going home!"

"C'MON LUCKY RED! C'MON LUCKY RED! GIMME POPPA DICK SOME LOVE!"

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

"Soon, these oblivious humans will serve as food for our alien masters"

(((wake me up when september ends)))

what a brilliant green day concert

"Uh... okay, I give up - where's the movie screen?"

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A dick, a bush and a cunt
You figure it out..

[quote]A dick, a bush and a cunt
You figure out which is which....

[/quote] I'm part Canadian and Part Irish...I like to drink but hate paying for it...[/quote]