Found on http://www.gabe.com!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Confucius , he say Nads trapped in blender is bad".

"Dammit. I had 50,000 t-shirts saying 'Big Mac - Home Run king'"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Jackie Chan's punk-ass nephew in Legend of the Drunken Dipshit.

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That pic came out a lot scarier than I thought it would.

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"TOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR!!"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Yow that looks painful!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Do you see it, Doc?"

"Do you even realize how much mace stings?"

Another example of a "happy" customer at K-Mart.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

-Noriuki was more than happy to burp the Japanese alphabet for the tourists

-In a drunken stupor Iron Chef Junk Food demonstrated how he earned his prestigious position.

-Director "ok, Johnny, show us your 'being cornholed' face"

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

----Is that Jim Lee?

----TOBOR!! He say he be gentle but then he get all ganster on my asshole!

Consumer reaction to their new "Jalapeno Suppositories" pretty much put Wang Inc.'s health products division out of business forever.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Pic 2

"Oh, honey! This strap-on is just wonderful! Thank you!! Thank you!! Ohhhhhhh, Gaahhhhd!!!"

"JUST.... HURRY.... THE FUCK.... UP!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I'm curious what picture the woman in the back came from... that's just a damn freaky picture on the whole.

You know what's interesting? The fucker that owns gabe.com lives right here in Cleveland. I'm planning on tacking the bastard down and stealing the domain but I need to wait until bunner gets back into town so I can use him as a shield.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Get yo mama to push the car.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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I'm curious what picture the woman in the back came from... that's just a damn freaky picture on the whole.[/quote]

It's from the crowning of some beauty queen, Miss America I think. She looks like she's right freakin'.

Use roofing tacks.

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Is that original pic from "Eric Does An Emotion"?

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- "YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS!"

- "Oh, poppycock, I seem to have spilled some seltzer on my polo shorts."

- Though RCA will never tell you about it, 1 in 1000 will have a violent allergic reaction to the Who's on First skit.

- Ansel Adams' Jerking in the Bathroom when your Mom Walks in.

- "Lighter to Nutsack! King me!" This was a hell of a game they'd taught him in his drunken stupor.

Don't read the next one if you have a soul.

- Three hours earlier: "Jeffrey Dahmer, what a pretty name."

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Mate, you are going to hell twice.

But then again, so am I. After all, I made the following picture. I have titled it "RARRR! TOBOR TRIES SOMETHING NEW!"

WARNING! Not for the faint-hearted!

I seriously considered not posting that after I made it. It's a bit strong even for this site, I think. Still, how could I resist being the first to draw Tobor's hydraulic schlong?

Even so, my sincere apologies to anyone who was offended by that.

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i always imagined it had pistons and shock absorbers and it's own GPS system...

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

[quote]i always imagined it had pistons and shock absorbers and it's own GPS system...
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And hydraulic jackhammering action.

No, I'm not offended, but I'm sure I could have lived without that picture.

Damn, Tobor has little squirrel nuts.

That was great, but I would have given him this facial expression of NastyPope's:

Or maybe this one if he was really into the shit, you know:

If you used the last one, you could have titled the picture This is what ears are for!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Damn! I just realised that his cheek should be bulging out. Shit, that would only have taken a moment to do, as well. Oh well...

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I always imagined Tobor's schlong to be bigger. Perhaps his chest opens up and this 3 foot monster extends down and locks into place.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

It's actually eight feet long and double-jointed - that poor bloke is being cornholed in reverse.

...hence the bulging eyes.

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