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Dubya: I'd like to, again, reinstate how I intend to lower taxes and increase the national budget...

Pope: God, I hate it when he tells this joke.

lame

"Oh Say can you see, by the dawns early .... what was the next line?"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Dubya: O.K. Padre this next joke is a doosie. A pollack...

Pope: My son, you realize I am polish.

Dubya: That's allright, I'll just tell it reaaaaal slooooooow.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"I kudda had a V-8!"

So how's that whole Boston thing coming along?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

GW: And it says here you were once cited for publicly mocking the United States

JP: They said it wasn't going to be filed!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

"Jope John Pole..."
"No."
"Uh... Paul Upon the Joke?"
"No, try again."
"Pope... John... Pool?"
"Oh for fuck's sake..."

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"Oy gevalt!"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

. o O ( And they say my English is bad! )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

::sigh:: "Okay, let me use small words so you'll understand..."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

... complying with one of the lesser known provisions of the No Pontiff Left Behind Act.

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Suddenly, once again, the Pope began picking up a local "All-Hit Radio" station with his dick.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Oh Jesus, not 'My Pet Goat' again..."

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For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program...

"Hey, this Mary chick is hot! . . . What? What did I say wrong?"

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The priest sitting behind the pope is actually whacking off, and a little spluge hit the pope's funny hat.

i'ts get togethers like this, when suicide bombers are more than welcome

This potty is weird!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

if you will notice the two puppet masters behind them, you can not even tell their lips are moving.

The president seems very lifelike. A true technical marvel.