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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Apparently that's just the inspirational poster that this guy read before signing up:

[Click to view comic: 'Who's Eating Who?']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

"Be a Stripper" -- a phrase first coined by Vanna White's guidance counselor

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what if nigger meant kite

I think the guidance councelor actually said "_e a str___er"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002