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obscenity filter is off

Michael Brown told me these earrings would look great on me.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"This new Raffi album kicks ass!"

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I has a flavor!

President Bush catches up on his old Herman's Hermits CDs while the commission explains that Iraq has no weapons of mass destruction.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"I wonder if anyone will notice that I am sending thousands of americans to die in a war that serves no purpose other than corporate profits if I pretend to be listening to music"

What's really playing in those headphones:

"Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"Uh, Mr President, those aren't headphones - they're computer mice."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"Shhh.. I cannot hear what dick cheney is telling me to think."