I've been wondering in my spare time (so much time, so little outside contact). And as such, I thought about being an evil genius. Now, what can I do to be the best evil mastermind ever? I have, as it stands, weakminded guards, poorly thought out security routes, and a fluffy pet. But I need more! Please advise.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

First thing you need is some kind of physical deformity that you transform into something intimidating.

Like poking out an eye and replacing it with either an eyepatch (classic) or a robot eye that shoots lasers.

or cutting off an arm and replacing with with powerful robot hands that can crush your subordinates' bones.

Or, alternately, no physical deformity, but a wheelchair that also shoots lasers.

if you were a true evil genius you wouldnt need to ask.

Evil Genius In Training

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i am indoors probably more than you...im just an evil stupid faggot that's not even really evil at all.

First, you need to be inducted into Skull and Bones. Barring that, you need to hunt down every last member and assasinate them.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

http://www.monster.com/jobsearch.do?descr=evil%20genuis

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

[quote]First, you need to be inducted into Skull and Bones. Barring that, you need to hunt down every last member and assasinate them.
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Or you may also join Bone, Thugz N' Harmony. Barring that, hunt them down and get their autographs.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.