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I missed out on one job that would have been perfect for me because I couldn't relocat to Texas, as some of you already know.

I DON'T want to miss out on this one.

crabby has offered to cross his fingers for me (I think he'll give up once I get an interview, I promised to meet up with him as the company is Chicago based), I'm hoping you all will cross your fingers as well. I'm really hoping to get this job. So please, just a couple good thoughts my way, please?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Best of luck, Chicka! We're all pullin' for you. :)

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I has a flavor!

As someone who's hauling his arse all over the UK in search of work at the minute, I know what it's like to be passed over for good positions. If anyone deserves to nail this one it's you, Chicka.

I'll cross my eyes and dot my T's for you.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Chicka... you could be coming to CHI TOWN??? BLUNDERFUL!

I'm sending you good vibrations.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Fingers: >
Toes: >
Legs: >
Arms: >
Eyes: >
Swords: >
Ts: >
Paths: >
Words: >
Rivers: >

I think that's about everything.

Best of luck, gorgeous.

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I've lit some inscents and burnt some sage to go along with the crossed fingers.

i've been in the same boat, just recently lost my job in September.

so, hopefully, chicka, me and everyone who needs one will find a job. and a good one, not some bullshit McDonalds job.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Geez, I'm apparently greedy. I have a job, I just want one that's better. And here you guys are with nothing. I almost feel bad, but I really want this job!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I've heard Chicago has the highest suicide rate...

BUT WE ALL LOVE YOU AND WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK, senorita.

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I won't be in Chi-town but a couple times a year. It's a work from home job.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[quote]I've heard Chicago has the highest suicide rate...

BUT WE ALL LOVE YOU AND WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK, senorita.[/quote]

I thought it was Eugene, Oregon or Portland or something.

Okay I'm still stuck at this job, the job I regret applying for every freaking day.

Here's the new one I am applying for after I leave work today (I have to call and can't do so from work): Personal Assistant

After reading the description I've decided I am perfectly matched with their expectations; someone who is young, organized, with experience or interest in marketing & real estate, female, who knows basic accounting proceedures (thank god I've just finished my class work on that one), and someone who has background in secretarial work.

Here's the fun part: my references document is terrible. Some phone numbers are disconnected, some are for residences that my friends no longer occupy, and some are for people I don't even remember talking to. If you'd like to make it onto the new reference list, please PM me with your full name, address, and a phone number you would actually answer. I'd love for JesusSandwich to agree to do this just so he would say to the guy "Gia can beat a bear to death using only her eyelashes." You can be funny or you can be serious about my character, doesn't matter. There's also no guarantee this guy will call you, but I already know he has an amazing sense of humor, so I definitely want to get that bear death by eyelashes in there somewhere.

Thanks in advance.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You can put me down as a reference, but only if under "relationship" you put "stripper."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002