WTF was she thinking??

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I dumb :D

Is that the same sexy bitch as seen here?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

See? I told you I was a size 6!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Whenever the papparazzi make her angry or upset, Tyra Banks turns into She-Hulk.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Now you've tied up your pork rolled roast, it's time to put it in the oven."

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

Gold!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Jabba the fat friend- the ultimate barside cockblocker.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Hey, that's my bed sheet!

Starr Jones sporting a definite Fashion Don't!

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This is not my empire.

Seconds from Disaster.

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What others say about boorite!

I knew spandex could stretch, but damn...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Willy Wonka: "It always goes wrong once they get to the chocolate pie..."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.