http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/

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BuTtSeChZ

Too lazy to read seven pages.

teh suck. :(

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OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT GREAT! ME RIKEY!! The part about fingering their kids butthole made me spit coffee on my monitor.

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I dumb :D

I have to ask. Why didn't the professor/teacher whatnot just GIVE UP grading the thing?

Then he/she gave him a PASSING grade... If I'd have known college would be that easy, I'd have gone.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I think it MUST be a high school student and a stoned one at that.

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Oedipus rolling in his Benzo.

God that cracked me up, but I'll bet it's a fake. Any teacher would have not even graded it and just thrown that kid in a nut house.

and he lists tubgirl.com as one of his sources... Okay, now THAT made me crack up!

It says University student.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

An exagerration to make it funnier

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The teacher keeps doggedly grading the thing as though it were a regular essay, too. I love the part where you turn to page three and all it says is "This is page 3" and the teacher writes "Where is the text?" That was really a great essay.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That is, the teacher missed quite a bit of punctuation, grammer and spelling errors. It must have shocked him/her so much he/she could only concentrate on marking the swears and bullshit info

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