Iams Chunky Scrod
Reguritated by cat
But it tastes the same

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I like brown a lot.
Maybe more, or maybe not.
Haikus really suck.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Vulcan death wedgie
A wedgie like no other
Your fate has been sealed

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Oops, is that my fork?
It seems to have pierced my head.
Look at all the blood.

[b][color=green][u]a Haiku by Yoda[/u]

putrid you are, yes
more even than my green sack
shriveled dry it is[/color][/b]

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what if nigger meant kite

Where did the cat go?
Oh, there is where it is
The cat is over there.

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Poop.

Oh, dcom and I
We are such fucking whores now
We showed our boobies.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I have seen thine boob
It glistens like the moon
*fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap*

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Poop.