pokermanny (12:38 AM): you can tell boorite to get on AIM though
pokermanny (12:40 AM): though he's probbly already chatting with the peeps from St. Louie
IvyThePlantae (12:40 AM): he's coding stuff
IvyThePlantae (12:40 AM): or something involving crap i don't know
pokermanny (12:40 AM): he invented the internet i hear
IvyThePlantae (12:41 AM): well, he was born in 65 BC
pokermanny (12:43 AM): he killed a bear once using only a spatula
pokermanny (12:43 AM): your turn
IvyThePlantae (12:44 AM): he was so poor, he couldn't afford water
IvyThePlantae (12:44 AM): he had to combine the hydrogen and oxygen himself
pokermanny (12:45 AM): he ate his way out at birth then popped out saying omg air
pokermanny (12:45 AM): he gargles boiling acid
pokermanny (12:45 AM): he fixes engines with a toothpick
IvyThePlantae (12:46 AM): his dick is the size of rhode island
pokermanny (12:51 AM): he once killed a man using only a limerick
IvyThePlantae (12:56 AM): he kicked a nun just to get kicked out of heaven
pokermanny (12:59 AM): that nun grew up to be none other than Vice Admiral William Duke
IvyThePlantae (1:00 AM): he once made a woman come just by thinking her name
IvyThePlantae (1:00 AM): and it wasn't even her name
pokermanny (1:00 AM): hahaha
pokermanny (1:00 AM): goddamn, that one was good
pokermanny (1:01 AM): he once ate a McDonalds. not the food, the brick and mortar
pokermanny (1:01 AM): he shat rainbows
pokermanny (1:01 AM): those rainbows grew up to be?
pokermanny (1:01 AM): Vice Admiral Willaim Duke
IvyThePlantae (1:02 AM): his pants are so hot, he makes steel melt just by walking by
pokermanny (1:02 AM): his boxers are a titanium wool blend NASA created specifically to keep his balls at bay
IvyThePlantae (1:05 AM): his brain can wirelessly connect itself to the internet
pokermanny (1:06 AM): his social security number is infinity
pokermanny (1:06 AM): his come on line is 'i'm boorite'
pokermanny (1:07 AM): he can juggle orphans and when they come down they have parents
IvyThePlantae (1:08 AM): his belt is made from material not yet discovered by man
pokermanny (1:10 AM): his memoirs are rated XXX
IvyThePlantae (1:11 AM): that goes without saying
pokermanny (1:11 AM): his liver is listed as 'godly' at the Mayo clinic
pokermanny (1:11 AM): hah
pokermanny (1:11 AM): it was only XX before you
IvyThePlantae (1:12 AM): his penis can be used as a flotation device
pokermanny (1:14 AM): the making and breaking of trade federations hang on his every cough
IvyThePlantae (1:21 AM): he makes MSIE crash
pokermanny (1:21 AM): omg lame
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