[Click to view comic: 'Watching People Suffer Makes My Naughties Tingle!']

Every now and then I like to post something just purely mean and insensitive...

...maybe tomorrow.

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[i]"For the love of beatings, I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!!" [/i]

Here's how I would've done the third panel:

first guy: "I'm dying!"

second guy: "My dick hurts!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I second that.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

Or "I'm nailing this into both our heads"

I second that too.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

If the second guy had said something in the last panel like "that's the spot" then it would have the whole thing come together with the title better.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.