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It's like a page out of my life.

Excuse me?

You always have to get the last word, don't you?

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I just couldn't stop reading them.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You managed to come up with all those hilarious jokes in one day!?

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

I have a complaint about the last three restaurant comics. My dog was not only undercooked, but it also was not neutered.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Yeah, I think that first series had a hypnotic effect. And "Front and Center" was totally incoherent, which was good.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

I thought there was something wrong with the way my dog tasted, and, upon closer inspection, I found that it was in fact a live cat. Which would also explain the hairballs.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.