Trees are loud and ubnoctious!

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Hi

ok

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I dumb :D

http://www.dictionary.com

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Mediocrity at its most average.

This is why I love Okay. He's more than okay, he's down right fine. I would love to have his babies...

Wasn't that a Suzanne Vega song?

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I has a flavor!

It's not the trees that are chirping.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

But what if they fall in a forest, and no one's around to hear?

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Then they make a sound that sounds like "WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!!!"

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
- Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

They taught you in school that trees are alive. They were right. If you turn your back on them, they will move.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[quote]They taught you in school that trees are alive. They were right. If you turn your back on them, they will move.
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However, when you turn back around, they'll move back to where they were just to fuck with you.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

They do? Hmmm... So it's not just the acid kicking in.

It wouldn't be so bad if they'd just shut up every once in a while. But no...they won't shut up. They just won't ever fucking SHUT UP.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Biped, you been hittin the pipe?

I wish it were that simple.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm worried.

The other night during the full moon, I was bitten by a tree. Now I have an irrisistable urge to bite a maple every time the sun goes down. I've also got a strange marking on my left palm and have grown foliage which I now have to conceal under my clothing...

Oohh... sun came out.

*turns toward window*

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

/me dresses as maple tree.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

/me dresses as maple tree.
[/quote]If the maple doesn't impress her, you can always use your palm.

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what if nigger meant kite

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Damn! old treebeard's face is almost as craggy as charles bronson's

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

OMG noonie is a denderphiliac? (is that how you spell it?)

I believe it's actually denDROphiliac, with a D.

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It's grime time.

I prefer weeping willows, myself.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.