Welcome to FTC 59. Here's the template:

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Fill in the second half of the comic. I don't really care how, as long as you keep it funny. Extra points to anybody who throws in a reference to Easter, April Fool's, or the Terri Schiavo brouhaha.

HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)

Judging in about one week. Happy stripping!

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 59: The REAL Reason She's Starving']

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

That was so out of taste it was good.

Why thank you.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

That was so out of taste it was good.[/quote]Of course it was tasteless. The feeding tube bypasses the tongue, so it follows that there will be no taste associated with it.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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Uh, I got an email from quodlibet a few days ago saying that she'd be offline for a few weeks, and would I judge this thing? So okay, some good and creative entries, and the prize goes to Denyer.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I only saw this now and I'll get the next one up probably in 6 hours.