While you're all drinking your green beer and dancing your jigs, please down one for these fine people:

My parents. 26 long years, 3 kids, and somewhere around 400 margaritas together.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

They dyed the Chicago River green because Chicago is the coolest.

Actually they just turned off the disinfectant yesterday. They'll turn it back on tomorrow.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

And congrats to the rents. I'll raise a whiskey in their honor.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-