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Greatest Zombie Komic in the Universe

Perfect for those inconveniant elevator farts

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I dumb :D

It was so kind of dougan's maw's gynocologist to allow us to take such a candid photo of him before the hose-down.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Smile!"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"We're supposed to see Gigli tonight."

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I has a flavor!

"Look at my gasmask" said Bill.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

The Audience had to go through Rigorous training to get onto Oprah now.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

"yeah I get it, you're darth fuckin' vader... Jesus tom, if you wern't retarded I'd pump you full of mustard gas quicker than a fat chick on a free buffet."

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I have absolutely no tolerance for anyone who buries another person alive.