Spider-Man: Biblical Avenger!.

"It changed my life..." - Mel Gibson

"I hate Jews and faggots."- Jerry Falwell

"Yousa say Jesus gonna die?"- Jar Jar Binks

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Gad damn that's funny! Thank you for bringing that into my life Inflatable_Man.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Ha ha! It's funny because Jesus is wearing a hat! THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!

It's not just a hat.

It's a WEB hat!

Thanks, Spidey!!!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Look, that is awesome.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

There's just no denying it. This is awesome.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Nothing beats a Jesus giving the thumbs up. Well, I take that back; one thing did beat Jesus, and it was the JEWS, with whips and sharp objects and things. But we all know that those strange and weird fiends got their come-uppance.

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"It's a second World War II!"