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I have absolutely no tolerance for anyone who buries another person alive.

Mr. Pig got laid off from his job at the Piggly Wiggly

You know the economy's in the toilet when he can't even bring home the bacon.

"Goddamn cops hasslin' me all th' time. Fucking pigs."

"It's Bar-B-Que Time?!?! Holy fuck!"

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I has a flavor!

Pickled pig's feet?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Mr. Pig celebrates his first BJ by trying to drink away the taste.

Hammy the pig chef drowns his sorrows after he's told where they get all those ribs he's been barbequing.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Farmer Brown discovers the greatest breakfast innovation since cereal: bacon that gets you drunk.

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AFROMANS MOVE

"K-k-uh-keep 'em c-uh-coming, b-b-uh-bitch!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Don't you fucking look at me!"

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I has a flavor!

"Now that I've squealed on Old MacDonald, I'll have to enter the porcine protection program."

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

"Oh god, I screwed a human chick... Ugh, I'm gonna puke. The things I do for money."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"Another pint, barkeep. I roashted three of my coushins on a goddamn shpit today."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Ei lady, whatsh ya laughing about? Quit busting my chops!"

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

"Ahhh...the more I drink, the more these ugly bitches look like pigs."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Soylent Green is PIGS!!!!!! *shriiiiiieeeeek*

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

"A pig is sitting at that bar." observed a random pedestrian.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

He watched their reflection in his glass and thought, God, the one in the sweater is cute. I wonder if they're a couple. I wonder if they're even...you know. God, if only I had reliable gaydar. *sigh*

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

After her new tv show Fat Actress bombed aging actress Kirstie Alley was seen at a local pub drowning her sorrows and contemplating dianetics.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

On a break from the court, Liza Minelli contemplates where her life went wrong.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"