Here is the template for FTC 56:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56: Template']

Your rules are simple:

[list=1][*] Keep panels 1 and 2 exactly as they are in the template.
[*] Add a third panel of your choosing, subject to the restriction of Rule #3.
[*] NO HAMMER CHARACTERS!
[*] Judging on the first of March.[/list]

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[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56: -1 Star Crash Test Rating']

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56: What an honor!']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56: Hacky Sack Jack']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56: Home Alone Joan']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56: The Benny Hinn Twins']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56- retarded']

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[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56: True Love.']

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Disclaimer: Sorry if some of my comics are offensive to somebody. They are created in a light-hearted mood and aren’t intended to hurt anyone.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56: V is for....']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56: Truth, Justice, and the American Way 1']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56: Truth, Justice, and the American Way 2']

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56: I had a cartoon once.']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56: Too Many Games']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56: Knee Pads.']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56: When's the next movie, Dan?']

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Uh, judging later, so if you don't want one of the above comics to win, do something about it.

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[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56: Cotton Pickin' Chicken Chokers']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56: The Paul Anka Story']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56:My Intestines Are Filled With Tiny Robot Seahorses II']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56: Eh.']

80,000,001st place goes to biped for The Benny Hinn Twins.

1st place is an 80,000,000-way tie among a bunch of fleas for:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 56: -1 Star Crash Test Rating']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Puzzah! Sorry it has taken me so long to respond. However, I won't accept this award until the wall in Berlin comes down!

*whisper whisper* Oh really? 1989? Okay.

I won't accept this award until the wall in China comes down!

*whisper whisper* I'm a dumbass? This joke had no end? Okay.

I'll have a NEW one soon!!

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.