What? You thought I was kidding? It delivered everything it promised...and more.

Bestiality Bill was crestfallen when he read again and realized it didn't say Hot Meat in a Pooch.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

At last, Wal-Mart was ready to roll out the new line of Fabio thong underwear.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Eliza screamed as she realized it was from Burger King."

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I have hot meat and a pouch...

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I has a flavor!

I have hot meat IN my pants!

I have hot meat in my...oh wait. No I don't.

Dear God! I would certainly hope not!

"Hey! I am trying to jack of here!" screamed Bill who was furiously masturbating to a Burger King wrapper.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE