[Click to view comic: 'My 1500th comic- historic events from the year 1500']

Stripcreator, I love and salute you for giving me a home and a way to wile away my work days. If I make someone at least snicker, I'm happy.

P.S. Brad, there's a check in the mail.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Congratulations! I'd salute you with a comic celebrating the major events of the year 2101, but I don't think you want the surprise spoiled.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Aw, screw the timeline. Here are some of the big stories of 2101.

BC, that is.

Give or take a few minutes.

[Click to view comic: 'On this date in history: 2101 BC, more or less']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Heh... "You had me at hello."

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

mmyers, I'll always remember your "honorable ninja" series. I only wished he worked at my dad's dealership.

Congrats mm. Yours are some of the finest comics on this site.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Congrats...pretty soon you'll catch boinky!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

That show sucks.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Having followed your strips since joining stripcreator just a few months after you and having compared your perspective of office life to mine, I have just four words to say to you:

Get back to work.

Yeah mmyers, quit dicking around.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

/me salutes

=D

I've been to many places, I've seen so many faces, but nothing compares to my non-identical twin mmyers.

Congratulations big guy, keep the funny coming.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I'd like to take credit for the fact that without me, mmyers would have at least 15 less comics. written with me, I mean. He'd probably still have 1500 comics.

Anyway, keep them genius ideas crankin'.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Thanks everyone. I'm touched...by strangers.

I'm in rehearsals for the next few weeks so my output may slack but know that I'll have a crap load of ideas when I'm back regularly.

Much respect.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.