Striniversary? Stripsary? Annivercreator? Whatever it is, it's been a year since I've joined. I figured everyone should know.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

Hooray! I'd write a song about it, but I can't think of anything that rhymes with "buttplug."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Why on earth would "buttplug" be in a birthday song, silly?

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

I just noticed that Brad registered on my birthday. Big whoop for me!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

If it's a birthday song about buttplugs, then what would be the point of not having the word "buttplug" in it?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I would post the picture of Marilyn Monroe singing happy birthday, but you're a girl, so now I have to find a picture of me dressed like Marilyn singing Happy Birthday.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Happy times, tipper. I'd write a joke here but they've been something of a precious commodity for me recently. Will a witty remark do?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.