Not to jump on a fad or anything. Just letting you bunch of no-good rat bastards I won't be around for a month, starting Wednesday. Don't worry. I haven't forgotten you. Noooo, not by a longshot. I'll be back around March 4 to wreak my vengeance on every single one of you.

Please try to get by somehow.

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What others say about boorite!

You know, it's good that February only has 28 days this year.

Let us know if you see your shadow!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Bon Voyage, mother fucker.

I will miss you. <3

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Leaving this site is so 2004, lame-ass.

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Dad was flammable

I'd leave the site until you came back but then I'd never know when you came back, so I'll just sit here...waiting.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

And with that, Stripcreator.com was forever destroyed.

KABLAMO!

[IMG]http://www.srh.noaa.gov/srh/sod/IMAGES/boom.jpg[/IMG]
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Poop.

I left the site and came back again. Did I tell anyone or did any notice? No.

Freakin' dramamqueen, I hope you choke on your own sense of self worth. When you come back, I expect you to know kaitenage, iriminage (2 forms) and shoto-ho-tep bastardos del puente.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

People should be more careful what they say on the Internet. If the world actually happens to collapse tonight, Boorite is totally going to take all the blame.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Blame? You must mean credit.

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What others say about boorite!

Be gone with you now!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I never leave the site, and you think anyone notices?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I think I can read between the lines here. It is obvious that Boorite is boycotting Stripcreator as a means of expressing his outrage over Boinky's banning.

Yeah, brother -- keep stickin' it to the man!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I think it's because boorite is boinky's dad, and he has a month full of child abuse ahead of him.

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Poop.

Who's boorite again?

28 days later.......

"Hello!!?"

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

[quote]28 days later.......

"Hello!!?"[/quote]
Best. Zombies. Ever.

'cept the whole lame virus shit that everyone is copping now.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I liked the new dawn of the dead. They really scared the shit out of with those zombies.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Haven't seen that yet. Looked pretty cool though.

But, yeah, who's with me? Is anyone else already tired of the "Zombie Virus" explaination used in movies today? I mean, sure, the whole supernatural thing is kinda stupid and implausible, but so is getting infected with zombie cum and turning into one yourself.

All for the realism my ass.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

That's why the worst zombie movie EVAR is the Resident Evil sequel. A virus turns people into zombies and (for no apparent reason) the characters go wandering through a graveyard just so zombies can jump out of the ground at them. "Must... pack... every zombie movie cliche... into one movie!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Fourteen posts in and it's zombie this and zombie that. Aren't we supposed to be talking about that guy who's leaving us? Jim or whatever.

At least start off on vampires and then work upto the zombies. Sheesh everyone! Chip'll be crying into his socks by now.

Come back safe Chip.

Hey! Who wants to fuck with Dwights shit now that he's gone?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

You mean there is another way?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.