I would like to announce that I will be leaving this site in 2009.

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

dcomposed sold his ass to McDonald's. You heard it here first.

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

He said "leaving," not "heaving."

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

In 2009 I hope that I will have become a hermit.

Was it something I said?

---
"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Will Conan O'Brian be replacing you?

dcom will be replaced by Conan O'Brien.

Everybody moves up one.

---
"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

I'm leaving.

---
"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

I'm back. Any calls for me while I was out?

---
"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Didn't you already leave forever once?

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

No, that was mAAk. Why did you have to bring that up?

---
Poop.