A great way to learn english.

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Get Your War On

An old school buddy of mine (by that I mean he went to my old school, not that he wears giant clocks and Adidas with no laces) is now teaching English in Japan. I find the idea of Japanese people somewhere in the world now speaking English with heavy Belfast accents hilarious.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I can't see how that got published, yet they rejected my book "Huge Fucking Cock Math Problems."

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I has a flavor!

It's funny because the book is green.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.