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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

PURPLE - to represent the regal bearing of a king.
STRIPES - to signify the strength and swiftness of a zebra.
FEATHERS - to indicate the intelligence of an ostrich.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Award ceremony for the "World's Biggest Costumed Dumbass" contest.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Ben and Steve were so proud.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[quote]PURPLE - to represent the regal bearing of a king.
STRIPES - to signify the strength and swiftness of a zebra.
FEATHERS - to indicate the intelligence of an ostrich.
[/quote]
What about the checkers?

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Poop.

Oh, those are just bad taste.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I don;t know about anyone else, but I reckon Gabe's new look suits him.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

MikeyG wins his first Player Hater award. Later that night, the ho next to him was smacked up in celebration.

Ya'll'z despicable human bein's.

That right, Mom, you's my ho and you likes it that way!!

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go

[quote][quote]PURPLE - to represent the regal bearing of a king.
STRIPES - to signify the strength and swiftness of a zebra.
FEATHERS - to indicate the intelligence of an ostrich.
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What about the checkers?[/quote]What? You think HE'D be into backgammon?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Captain and Tennille prepare for their opening slot on the next Ludacris tour.

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I has a flavor!

"Later tonight, we're going to fuck."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Actually, that's me winning the "Manliest Arm Candy" award with porn starlet Stevie Dix.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

well one of them is madonna

...i dunno who the chick is though LLOLOLOLOLLOLOL

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

[quote]well one of them is madonna

...i dunno who the chick is though LLOLOLOLOLLOLOL[/quote]

Your posts are funny without the LLOLOLOLOL, so stop abusing your "L" and "O" keys with such fury. We get it.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

The Best Costume trophies went to Steve and Neil, although it was hours until Steve get word that Neil was a "Neil" and not a "Nancy." Steve pretty much just gave Halloween a miss, after that.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.