Japanese researchers completed their research on sexual habits of giant lizard monsters today by concluding they prefer to do it "Gamera Style."

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I has a flavor!

Adding insult to injury, the mighty Godzilla roars, "This is how your mother likes it!"

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What others say about boorite!

"Hey, you okay buddy?"
"Yeah, but those fucking telephone wires are a bitch!"
"Someone really needs to do something about them. A monster could hurt himself tripping on those things."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[theme music from "The People's Court"]

Gerard Damiano presents... "Behind The Green Dinosaur"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.