SSSShhhh... Sleepy time

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Get Your War On

Goebbels was always such a practical joker.

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I has a flavor!

Quick! Someone think up a good "Nazi party" quip before Kaufman chimes in.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Nope. He still looks gay.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

New Year's resolutions:

1) Make trains run on time.
2) Be kind to blonde children.
3) Remove stupid dyslexic tattoo from forehead.
4) Dismiss Charles Manson Sr. from Reichschancellory tattoo staff.
5) Sell a painting.
6) British Isles... Eva... Birthday...

ZzZzZzzz...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"DEFEND ZEE BEER!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

In an alternate universe, Happy Nice Hitler was dreaming of puppies and milkshakes.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Du, du hast. Du hast mich..."