Unfortunately, the grand prize is a spork in your ass.

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I has a flavor!

21st century American Gothic

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Yeah, I gots pork. I gots all da pork you needs.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Professional pickpockets often use diversionary tactics to distract their victims, and no one was better at this than the man police knew only as The "Singing" "Duke" of Sporks.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.