Actually it's on www.bangedup.com somewhere but I won't bore you with that.

Myles.

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Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now.

Who cares?

Now if you had her phone number on the other hand...

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AFROMANS MOVE

If you had her address you could get her phone number.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I can't see why anyone would want either, other than maybe to firebomb her.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Who?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Already had her.

That's right kids, I already had her!

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Poop.

Call me back when you've got Amber Benson's address. Thanks. ;)

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I has a flavor!

Amber Benson wife of untalented New York Mets pitcher Kris Benson? God, I hate Kris Benson.

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Menthol?

God I hate baseball.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.