Because I'm a silly brainwashed patriot, I felt the need to make a post observing the fact that today, July 1st, is Canada's 137th birthday. I could make a large rant about how great Canada is, but those of you who agree already know and those who don't don't want to hear it. So, I'll leave it at this:

HOORAY!

To Canadians: See you at the festivities. Have fun today!

To everyone else: You're invited too. It's Canada, remember? We love everyone!

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Blue is the color of victory.

And to make the celebrations uniquely Stripcreatoresque:

[Click to view comic: 'Canada Day']

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Blue is the color of victory.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Have a good deh!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 97: Great White Meat']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

In honor of my virtual homeland (I'm originally from Buffalo, or "Lower Ontario" as I like to call it), tonight I will drink a sixer of Molson whilst listening to Sloan and watching Kids in the Hall. And to top it off, I'll wear my vintage Quebec Nordiques jersey.

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I has a flavor!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Since when is Hitler a Mountie? :D

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Since always.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

CANADA HEIL

Also:

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Blue is the color of victory.

I lived yesterday in complete obscurity in honor of Canada.

Ha, ha!

What the chuck are you talking about?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Holy shit! I was going to post something, but then I realised that it will never top Dan's last post.

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Poop.