BEHOLD THE AFTERMATH OF MY AWESOME CHILI FARTS!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

The trend of making the interiors of restaurants look like warehouses has finally gone too far with the unveiling of Chez Guevara.

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I has a flavor!

"Welcome back, Mom and Dad. No, I didn't have a party while you were gone."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"After this little incident, Mom and Dad wouldn't let Dirk remodel the house anymore."

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Nothing says metal quite like...

Suddenly, Bob was having the "I really need a hug, dude" nightmare again.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Man I wish I'd taken the blue pill

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

"sorry, you cant come to my candle party"

"It's the newest reality TV design show, While You Were Out At A Norwegian Folk Bagpipe Metal Concert."

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Poop.

The latest incarnation of the son of God, Urban Jesus, practises his forthcoming soul-saving crucifixion in the ruins of a world gone mad.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

The industrial revolution had finally reached the desolate island race and Rob had time to muse in his spacious arm of the galvanised steel 'wicker-man' that 'this monstrosity would never catch fire'.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Somehow, even four years into his teenage rebellion phase, Derek had failed to learn that it's impossible to look bad-ass while wearing khakis.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

"The latest Hed PE video leaves much to be desired."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Behold Lardon, Keeper of the Abandoned Strip-Mall Fire Corridor.

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What others say about boorite!

- "I am the God of Aluminum!!!"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"You are entering a large dungeon. It is well-lit. There is a troll at the entrance."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

haha... you are likely to be eaten by a grue...

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What others say about boorite!