[Click to view comic: 'Jason in the future.... can't get a date.... *poor poor me*']

hmm kind of looks like mine

[Click to view comic: 'Drunk']

SOMEONE ALERT THE SURGEON GENERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

better hurry, im about to take a huge crap on this guys face.

Happens all the time.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I did one just like it last month, except where you said "I like you better when I'm drunk", I used the phrase "hey, let's fuck a horse on live television."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

And both are similar to a country song.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

ah, well it was a slam i used on a chick friend of mine when she said "i think i like you better when you're sober", so i said "i think i like you better when im drunk"

Maybe jdoggystyle666 knows her, too.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

sounds like too much of an idiot to be a friend of mine. Then again, she's enough of an idiot to be a friend of his.

AND JUST ONE DAY APART.

I think the guy's copying you. Just a thought.

No, you are obviously insane.

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Blue is the color of victory.

oh yeah? you think so? i could have told you that.