The Boy With Nails in His Eyes
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The boy with nails in his eyes
put up his aluminium christmas tree.
it looked very strange,
because he couldn't really see.

Jimmy
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Santa got Jimmy a teddy bear for christmas
unaware that he was mauled by a grizzly earlier that year.

Tim Burton is a great poet in addition to being a great filmaker. Give the man a prize.

Ah, a competing poetry thread, eh? Well, there's more where "Dairy Maid, Monster Suckler" came from, my friend.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

...............................................qua?

That was from the book that Stainboy was born from. Great stuff, possums.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Are there more, or did he just write those two?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.