Right, I'll keep this short.

Do whatever you want with the first two panels, but keep the last panel of the strip below the same*

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 3']

Co-judges for this one will be InnerSinner and a special mystery judge**

It's now about 00:53 Tuesday, British Summer Time. Judging will be Sunday on or slightly before 3pm British Summer Time***

Now, grab your respective infinite numbers of monkeys, and show me what they can do.

* - You can alter it slightly, but the alteration will need to be head-poppingly funny/clever for me to consider it.
** - No, I haven't decided who it'll be yet.
*** - Times may be subject to change.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 3: STUPID']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC-3 that lizard is a stupid little weiner']

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[Click to view comic: 'On the other hand, maybe a few rolls won't hurt']

I guess I wanted to take this contest literally.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 3: Mr. Sneaky Pants']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'BTC #3: What a tangled web']

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 3: OBSTACLE CORPSE']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 3: Bond, James Bond']

[Click to view comic: 'BTC3: Don't Screw With Teachers and their Coffee']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 3!!! JOEY AND JEFF!!! IN "THE PETTING ZOO"!!!']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 3: An Almost True Story']

Well, I only changed the background, because an Ambulance doesn't work as well as a cop car.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 3']

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[Click to view comic: 'BTC 3: You'll Grab Your Crotch in Pain']
[Click to view comic: 'BTC 3: Bush-Shit!']

[Click to view comic: 'BTC3: Ice cream truck']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC3: Genius']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC3: PS2']

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 3: A 3 panel preview of The Adventures of Flying Man']

Aww jes I love you for naming me a cojudge. I feel special! *ed* I shall do-eth the job-eth.

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You're the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy.

Judging extended by a few hours, you've got about 6 hours left from now.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

A Formulaic punchline what I give yez, but what you guys did with it was, without exception, crackingly funny.

Ones I liked were Unknown Eric's classroom skit, and kaufman and EvilTwin doing justice to taking the whole thing literally. shark_energy interpreted the situation like this:

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 3: A 3 panel preview of The Adventures of Flying Man']

Mystery Guest Judge BigEvilDan voted biped into second place for this one:

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 3: STUPID']

But teh WINNAR, for sheer surreality (it has robots and dinosaurs for NO REASON!), is possums for this one:

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 3: You'll Grab Your Crotch in Pain']

Congrats, possums, do us proud in BTC #4.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Holy friggin' christ! This is amazing.

I really had no idea that I had a chance of winning this one. jes_lawson, I really want to thank you for this, as well as all the judges. BTC 4 will be up as soon as I get a good template!

Damn British time and me not knowing what it was. I would have voted the same way as BigEvilDan thou and went with Biped.

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You're the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy.

Thanks, but I have to agree, possums' entry was much wackier.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Well, maybe possums could make biped a judge for BTC #4?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

No thanks, I'd rather just be a contestant in the next one, and have already posted the first incredible comic in what will surely be a series of the most astoundingly great comics in the history of stripcreator.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.