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possums
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Last year was an odd year for me. Very very odd.

I consider myself to be an avid Tarantino fan. However, I did not like Kill Bill at first. In fact, I thought it was kind of stupid.

A week later I theater hopped in to it by accident. For whatever reason, I fell in love with the Bride character and the action scenes. But most importantly, I heard the ripped off Morricone music again. I had not seen the Dollars trilogy prior to Kill Bill. I fell in love with the emotional music entirely.

Then things took a turn for the insane. I couldn't stop eating at Amalfi's, an Italian restaurant down the street. I cut class early to get lunch there. I watched nearly 40 movies that Morricone scored, nearly one tenth of all the films he's done. I started taking Italian lessons. I just couldn't stop!

Now, a year later, I saw Kill Bill Vol.2, and it's started again. I think I'm turning Italian, at least I think so. I'm becoming rather fluent in the language and I can't stop eating fucking ravioli! Nome de dio!

I talked to a family friend, and an Italian-American, Van. He was a little insulted at first that a pollock-kraut-jewmarican came to him telling him he was Italian. But now, he's kind of excited about it. This summer he's gonna take me to Sicily, his father's hometown.

Isn't this fucking weird how movies have this sort of effect on people?

Well, ciao.

4-24-04 12:27pm (new)
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Bazilla
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Hmmm, I just watched Scarface and it didn't change me or the way I speak at all, chico.

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4-24-04 12:31pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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O, I donno, man. Enne modder focker who wotches dat turns cuban right queek, son.

The original Scarface is SO much better.

4-24-04 12:40pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Hey fuck you, mang.

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4-24-04 12:42pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Heelariess meespelling or great joke? Rabid Weesle's "mang!" News at Seex.

4-24-04 12:58pm (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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In Amereeca, first joo git de moh-nee. Den joo git de power. Den joo git de weemin. Feelm, at eleven.

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4-24-04 1:17pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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No, watching Scarface made me learn how to do a terrible Cuban accent. I love the movie, but Al Pacino had a few words, like "start", that he couldn't seem to pronounce right. Poe-lee-tee-cuhl Pree-soh-nurr?

P.S. - Possums, you're insane.

P. P. S. - I liked Requiem for a Dream, vomiting or not. I was close to a guy who threw his life away for heroine. It reminded me of him. The best part was Jennifer Connely giving head to Keith David and then being buck naked with someone shouting 'ASS to ASS' in the background. Is that not comedy?

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4-24-04 7:10pm (new)
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NooniePuuBunny
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Somehow I feel somewhat insulted by this thread...

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4-24-04 9:05pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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Look, my main gripe with Requiem is one that I've failed to adress in the past. Drug addicts, like my friend who was once addicted to meth, and former drug addicts, will obviously balk at this stupid movie. Really, only kids could learn not to do drugs from watching this. So why the hell was it NC-17 when it came out? That's major hypocrisy right there!

And besides, even a 15-year old kid like myself, who eventually saw the cut version on cable, would laugh at the sh*t. The only believeable character is Ellen Burstyn's. She has some sort of fetish of being in crap movies and shining. She was in the Divine Secrets of the Yaya Sisterhood. But if you want to see some classic Burstyn, check out Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore(Scorsese)... if you can find it. I think it's even out of print on video.

Wait... why didn't you just bring that up in the Eternal Sunshine thread, aka the look at possums' terrible taste! ahahaha! thread?

Bottom line:
Daron Aronofsky = cüntmaggot.

4-24-04 10:16pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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Heelariess meespelling or great joke? Rabid Weesle's "mang!" News at Seex.[/quote]

Actually, I think it's supposed to be spelled "meng", but whatever.

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4-25-04 12:29am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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Actually, possums, when I think about Reqiuem being good, I am generally referring to Ellen Burstyn.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

4-26-04 6:40am (new)
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