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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Pictures of mAAk_BeNN

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Poop.

Having lost his sword, Conan was now forced to eat his opponents in battle.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"And here's a picture from the Halloween I went as Spankling..."

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I has a flavor!

Pierre Cardin at home.

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(Apologies to Gary Larson)

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Santa has changed with the times.

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What others say about boorite!

"Hmm...you know, this wolf-pelt underwear wasn't such a good idea *scratch scratch scratch*"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It would be the last time Bruce Wayne used the wrong slide to get into the Batcave

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Can't you see they're laughing at you not with you????

Coming soon to DVD... silly Outtakes from eyes wide shut!

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God Is A Bird... Do you believe in god?

Starved for ideas, "Weird Al" Yankovic took to impersonating Rick James full-time.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Immersed in the new virtual-reality role-playing game, Lance grabbed his joystick and entered The Cave Of Flaming Nerds.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ron Jeremy, behind the scenes on the set of "Rosemary's Assbaby".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Manowar's Eric Adams has problems with the ladies in 2021.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

HIYO SILVER

Zorro finds out that there are many, many more things mightier than the sword.

Although they've long called him Dr Love, few Kiss fans ever envisioned Gene Simmons fucking an ash grey toilet seat cover.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.