Turns out Galactus really isn't that formidable in person.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

And here is George Georgison as Major Camel Toe, donning a black and yellow jumpsuit with an upsidown Triforce emblem.

Walter was all set to help Tron defeat the evil Master Program, until he realized that all that Spam had rendered him too large to fit into the computer.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"If you want my hard drive and you think I'm sexy, come on touch my camel toe!"

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

That woulda been funnier without the cunting 's

Sadly, he forgot to remove the costume before taking a shower and was killed by the electrical shock.

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Poop.

ladies and gentlemen ... DYNAMO !!!

"Ova heere lightbulb ! "

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

"Go Go Gadget Camel Toe!"

"TORPOR MATES WITH TIMES SQUARE BILLBOARD"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What's that? No I'm not a fan of Tron! Now less talking and more nibbling camel toe!

I can see Tron's junk.

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What others say about boorite!

The original cover of the Atari 2600 game "Tron: Deadly Discs."

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I has a flavor!

Mr. Monday took one look at his wife in her Star Trek get-up, and was suddenly ill. "That's sick, Tron's it, Gloria Monday!" he gasped.

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Norman had a hard time walking to work through the park in the summer when the Ultimate Frisbee players would take pot shots at him just to watch him disappear skywards in a puff of electrons.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

It was after this that Norman began cycling to work, although the instant 90° turns on the highway only served to enrage the other motorists when they crashed into his jet wall.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

"The best thing about sneaking into a girl's bedroom disguised as a floor lamp," Walter later told the police, "is when she plugs you in and flicks your switch."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.