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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Sheep hitchhiker puts out.

Dog hitchhiker does not.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Easy Rider 2" wasn't the same without Dennis Hopper.

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I has a flavor!

The Australian biathlon.

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What others say about boorite!

Honda are proud to announce a 1st in bio-mechanical technology. It took years but we finally managed to replace the traditional motorcycle petrol tank with a sheeps scrotum. The downside of having the whole actual sheep attached is more than made up for by, well, having a sheeps scrotum for a petrol tank?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

" on the next addition of MOnster Garage . . . ."

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

"...and it comes complete with real sheep-skin body contour cushon..."

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Sheep: "You could let me off here... really... anywhere will do... please?... Is that an axe handle in your pocket?"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Don't worry Frank, just hold onto the handlebars for a minute, I have to get my cigarette out, then I'll take control again. Frank, FRANK, DAMMIT!!! WATCH OUT FOR THAT TR-"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.