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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

cornhole ACTIVATE!!!

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i want to piss on you

"Oh shit. I knew that new *male* pink ranger was going to be trouble.*

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Teal and orange? How tacky!

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Poop.

The new anti-TOBOR looks scarier, but lets you cornhole it!

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I has a flavor!

Evil mastermind , Stephen Hawking discards his old wheelchair for the newer , more powerful model.

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

"...but of course, the peace terms of World War II only prohibited Japan from fielding a human army. Muh ha ha ha ha ha!!" -- Toshihiko Ohashi, Emperor of Earth, 2057 Imperial Victory speech.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Join us after these ads for the 2nd part of When good rubble clearing robots become bad effeminate hairdressers.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

"Your car is crashed illegally on private property. You have 20 seconds to move your vehicle."

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What others say about boorite!

"When the Transformers became the more popular robot-vehicle toys, the Go-Bots were forced to get civil service jobs."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Beastie Boys attack band member for turning up on set with the wrong coloured overalls.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Ha ha.

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Dad was flammable