Still missing Josh's company, Heather decides to forego her Burkittsville documentary and fellatiate the infamous Tree of Death in Sleepy Hollow.

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Love is like oxygen. You can take it up the ass, but it's way better in your mouth.

If that thing every springs to attention it just might squish her like a bug.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

After the "nip-slip" incident at halftime, scientists at MIT were finally able to obtain a microscopic view of Janet Jackson's nipple.

>:)

Enjoy my Damnation

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VAE VICTUS ! http://www.stripcreator.com/~Freako

"gee whiz! I sure wished my nipples where as hard as those!"

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

It was all fun and games until nine months later when she gave birth to a sapling.

ENT PORN!

When the tree finally came, she couldn't help craving waffles.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Later after watching Evil Dead, Michelle thought she should stop seeing Woody.

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Poop.

Little do most people know, but the Redneck Tree was inspired by a real life incident...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Woman drowns in moneyshot mishap

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What others say about boorite!